Crypto macro regime in one call: a 0-100 Messy Virgo macro score and risk regime built from 20 indicators (global liquidity, Fed balance sheet, spot ETF and stablecoin flows, real yields, USD, equities), adjusted for the day's news, with a written interpretation. Use it to set risk before any trade, allocation or market report. Refreshed four times a day.

Which crypto narratives lead right now: market-cap momentum of 18 sector narratives (AI agents, DeFi, RWA, DePIN, layer 1/2, memes and more) over 15, 30 and 60 days, measured against BTC, ETH and the altcoin market. Use it for sector rotation, to gauge a token's narrative tailwind or to spot a trend early. Updated daily.

Crypto news that moves markets, already triaged: each six-hour window Messy Virgo dedupes the headlines, keeps the items that matter, scores their market impact and adds a news score, verdict and summary. Feed current events into market analysis or a trading agent without scraping feeds. Refreshed four times a day.

The scorecard plus Messy Virgo's analyst verdict: one overall verdict (strong signal, watch, weak or red flag) with its reason, a written summary across security, performance and social, the key risks and what to watch, grounded in the 118 KPIs that ship with it, incl. honeypot, liquidity and sentiment. Call it when you need a decision-ready answer on a token: pre-trade checks, watchlist triage, portfolio reviews. Returns 200 with the result within 45 s, else 202 with a free wait_url.

Full due-diligence report on one token: one overall verdict, a synthesis, a glossary and a dedicated analysis per area (contract, honeypot and holder risk; price structure, liquidity and strength vs BTC, ETH and its narrative; social traction and sentiment) with KPI tables and a source annex. About 35,000 characters of markdown. Call it when a human reads the result: research notes, investment memos or client briefings. Returns 200 with the result within 45 s, else 202 with a free wait_url.

A bought due-diligence report translated into German, Spanish, French, Hindi, Indonesian, Dutch, Portuguese, Russian, Turkish, Vietnamese or Chinese, complete with every section, table and number. Call it when your reader works in one of those languages. Returns 200 with the result within 45 s, else 202 with a free wait_url.

Token due diligence in one call: 118 measured KPIs and 14 Messy Virgo 0-100 scores across security (honeypot, mint, owner, tax, holder concentration, liquidity locks), performance (trend, momentum, liquidity, returns vs BTC, ETH and its narrative) and social (sentiment, attention, community). Each data source is listed as found or missing. Use it to screen a token before a trade or a listing. 21 chains. Returns 200 with the result within 45 s, else 202 with a free wait_url.