Use this when an agent or a human asks 'is this Solana token safe, a joke, or a rug?': send one mint address, get a graded verdict (BASED / MID / COOKED / RADIOACTIVE), a one-liner, a short roast, and the facts behind the grade: price, liquidity, 24h volume, FDV, pair age, holder count, top-10 concentration, mint and freeze authority, LP lock, rugcheck risk flags, launchpad. Grade is rule-based and reproducible from the facts. Entertainment, not trading advice.
| Network | Scheme | Amount | Pay To |
|---|---|---|---|
| Base | exact | $0.02 USDC | 0xbC3A...13C4 |
| solana:5eykt4UsFv8P8NJdTREpY1vzqKqZKvdp | exact | 0.02 tokens | 5dBE1v...9cc4 |