onchainpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Reality check on dividend and reflection token yield claims, deterministic. For any tax-redistribution token (gold dividends, USDT rewards, reflections): live 24h DEX volume x tax rate x payout share = the ACTUAL daily reward pool, compared against the promised figure, with a VOLUME-BACKED / STRETCHED / FANTASY verdict and the required-volume multiple. Also flags same-symbol copycat tokens on other chains. No LLM. Pair with /api/evmtoken: contract safety and yield math are different questions.
$0.05 USDC
proppulse.theaslangroupllc.com
UK council-tax banding challenge check — neighbor-band cluster analysis against the free official VOA/SAA lookups, statutory route selection (formal proposal vs informal review, England/Wales/Scotland variants incl. the post-2023 Local Taxation Chamber), verified timelines (4/12-month decisions, 3/4-month appeals), evidence rules (the VOA rejects house-price-index data — verified), and the mandatory band-can-go-UP risk gate. Refunds backdate. No LLM.
$0.05 USDC
travelpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Flight compensation eligibility across 7 regimes — EU261, UK261, Canada APPR (incl. s.20 denied boarding), Brazil ANAC 400, Turkey SHY, India DGCA, Israel ASL — plus Montreal Convention baggage claims (effective-dated SDR caps, Art. 31 deadline math): deterministic amounts, legal citations, carrier defenses, evidence list. No LLM — every number is recomputable. Eligible? Get the ready-to-send claim letter at /api/rights/letter ($2.00).
$0.05 USDC
patentpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Patent status lookup / legal status / remaining patent life / expiry by patent number. Returns full patent details (title, type, claims, CPC/USPC classes, assignees, inventors, abstract), an estimated ~20-year expiry and years remaining, plus maintenance and citation profile for any US patent ID. For IP and patent agents.
$0.05 USDC
waterpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Real-time streamflow for water and hydrology agents. Returns current flow conditions, flood-stage context, and low-flow drought signals from USGS gauge stations.
$0.05 USDC
compliancepulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Compliance deadline check: which major regulatory regimes apply where, what lands when, and whether a deadline has been deferred, revised, or stayed. Deterministic, source-cited, effective-dated (e.g. tracks the EU AI Act high-risk deferral pending Official Journal publication). Covers EU (AI Act, CSRD, CSDDD, CBAM, EUDR, DORA, NIS2, MiCA, EAA, DSA, DMA, Data Act, GDPR), UK, US federal + state (privacy waves, TRAIGA, Colorado, Illinois AI), PCI DSS.
$0.02 USDC
compliancepulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Is this person or company sanctioned? Screens a name against the live US Treasury OFAC SDN and Consolidated (non-SDN) lists — sanctions screening, watchlist check, KYC/AML pre-check, counterparty screening before a payment. Fuzzy-matches primary names AND every OFAC alias, so transliteration and word-order variants still hit. Deterministic: no LLM. Returns official OFAC rows verbatim (programs, SDN uid, remarks) with a 0-100 match score.
$0.02 USDC
cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Live rates for Hyperliquid's native on-chain borrow-lend market. Answers "what can I earn supplying USDC on Hyperliquid", "what does it cost to borrow HYPE", "how utilized is each reserve". Read straight from the HyperCore reserve precompile over the public HyperEVM RPC: per reserve, borrow APR, supply APR, utilization, loan-to-value, and total supplied/borrowed. Covers the major collateral assets; new reserves appear as they list. No other data product covers this market. Deterministic, no LLM.
$0.03 USDC
cryptopulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Full perp positions for any Hyperliquid wallet. Answers "what is this whale holding right now", "is this trader net long or short", "where does their position get liquidated". Every Hyperliquid account is public on-chain state, so you get the exact book for any address: per position coin, side, size, entry price, notional, unrealized PnL, leverage and liquidation price, plus account value and net long/short skew. The raw material for copy-trade and contrarian signals. Deterministic, no LLM.
$0.03 USDC
wealthpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Credit-card benefit coverage check — extended warranty, purchase protection, trip delay, cell phone, return protection — against ISSUER-verified published benefit guides (Chase, Amex, Capital One, Citi, HSBC, Amex UK, RBC CA + negative facts for Discover/gutted cards). Caps, deductibles, eligibility windows, and the filing deadlines that kill late claims, computed. No LLM.
$0.05 USDC
citepulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Bibliography verification for AI research agents — POST up to 20 citations (DOIs or free-text references) and get a per-reference verdict: exists/not-found, retracted/withdrawn (Crossref + Retraction Watch + OpenAlex), and title/author/year mismatches against a real record. Built for agents auditing LLM-generated bibliographies before a citation ships.
$0.02 USDC
citepulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Author metrics for research agents and grant/hiring due-diligence — works count, total citations, h-index and i10-index (OpenAlex summary stats), a 10-year output/citation trend, affiliation timeline, and an honest disambiguation-confidence flag when the name search surfaces multiple plausible candidate profiles.
$0.02 USDC
arbipulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Cross-exchange spread tick — ONE $0.02 call returns the live executable spread for a pair across Binance, Coinbase, Kraken, Bybit: best bid venue, best ask venue, spread in bps, and a deterministic TRADE / THIN / NONE verdict. Built for arbitrage monitoring loops; escalate to /api/crypto ($0.07) for the full CEX arbitrage read with fees and transfer paths. 30s freshness, no LLM in the path.
$0.02 USDC
onchainpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Exit-depth / sell-impact estimator for Uniswap-v3-compatible AND v2-style (x·y=k) pools on 11 chains (Ethereum, Base, Arbitrum, Optimism, Polygon, BSC, Avalanche, Monad, World Chain, HyperEVM, Robinhood Chain): live pool state read from the contract (v3 sqrtPrice + in-range liquidity, or v2 reserves); tokens sellable at 1/2/5/10/25% price impact in tokens, quote and USD, %-of-supply framing, manipulated-liquidity cross-check vs DexScreener. Deterministic pool math, no LLM — the "can I actually g
$0.02 USDC
macropulse.theaslangroupllc.com
CFTC Commitments of Traders positioning, parsed from the official dataset. No LLM. Answers "are hedge funds long S&P futures", "speculator positioning EUR/USD", "managed money net corn". 21 markets in 4 groups: fx (7 CME pairs), commodities (gold, WTI), grains (corn, wheat, soy complex, natgas managed-money), financials (equity index + Treasury leveraged-fund TFF). Net positions, week-over-week deltas, computed bias per market.
$0.02 USDC
macropulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Official US labor statistics by series id, deterministic. Answers "what is US CPI/unemployment/wage growth right now and vs a year ago". Up to 5 BLS series per call — by alias (cpi, cpi-core, unemployment, nonfarm-payrolls, wages, job-openings, eci, ppi) or any raw BLS series id. Returns latest value, same-period year-ago value, computed YoY change and percent, and the last 13 observations, straight from the BLS API. No LLM, public domain.
$0.02 USDC
onchainpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Rug & token-safety scanner for Algorand ASAs — the first automated pre-trade check on the chain. Reads the AVM rug surface directly (clawback/freeze/manager authorities, default-frozen honeypot flag, reserve overhang), whale & creator concentration with DEX-pool accounts split out, Pera & Tinyman verification tiers, and live Tinyman liquidity/volume — fused into one deterministic CLEAR / CAUTION / AVOID verdict. Answers: is this token safe to buy?
$0.01 USDC
onchainpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Live USDC yield panel on Base, read DIRECTLY from chain state — Aave v3, Compound v3, Moonwell, Euler v2 supply APY from onchain rate views, plus the six largest Morpho (MetaMorpho) USDC vaults with REALIZED trailing APY from ERC-4626 share-price deltas (archive reads, net of fees — not a vendor estimate). Optional: any custom ERC-4626 vault address on Base. Built for yield agents (Sail/Sailor, rebalancers, treasury bots) that need verify-before-acting numbers.
$0.02 USDC
onchainpulse.theaslangroupllc.com
Holder-concentration map for any token — Solana + 8 EVM chains incl. Base & Robinhood Chain: top holders with LP-pool / locker / burn / contract labels, largest-wallet and top-10 share excluding LP & burn, % of supply in LP or lockers, % burned, % sitting in unlabeled contracts, creator & owner balances, insider-cluster detection (Solana). The "who actually holds this thing" layer of token due diligence, as observable facts with per-wallet breakdown. Deterministic, sub-second, no LLM.
$0.02 USDC