LIVE on Base mainnet — agent-to-agent escrow: mint a deal (job id + sign-ready approve/create calldata), read escrow state on-chain. Buyer locks real USDC in the escrow contract (0x6b290f88b49eC73d954f05423a7F17020C5fDB70), seller delivers, buyer releases (99% seller, 1% fee) or refunds after the timeout. Non-custodial — this lane never touches funds. Minimal contract, not audited ($0.05). Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

NOT AN AUDIT — heuristic screen: the invisible drainer check — Permit2/Seaport interaction exposure plus the standard approval screen, with a revoke priority list. Signature-based permits don't show in normal scans; this flags the exposure. Verdict: clean, exposed, or urgent. Toll: $0.02 USDC on Base or Solana.

NOT A PROOF — verification-channel independence check ($0.02): compare your write channel against the proposed verify channel — INDEPENDENT, SHARED_PATH_PROVISIONAL, or SAME_CACHE ('agreeing is what a cached view does'). Rule-based path comparison on the channels you declared. Toll: $0.02 USDC on Base or Solana.

The combo meal from Mini's Agent Supply Store — cheapest gas, top token prices with momentum verdicts, DeFi TVL movers, and the AI model shelf, plus a plain-English trip brief, in one 5¢ call. 8¢ of intel, one toll. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

Regulatory recall lookup ($0.05) — FDA drug and food enforcement recalls by product or firm, straight from openFDA. Unvalidated public data, not medical or legal advice. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

NOT AN AUDIT — heuristic screen: contract safety screen — verification status, proxy and owner-privilege heuristics, holder concentration, and a plain-English risk verdict before you sign. Toll: $0.10 USDC on Base or Solana.

Change detection ($0.05) — sha256 fingerprint of any URL with a compact diff when it changes. Pass the hash back on the next call; stateless, nothing stored. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

Federal grant finder ($0.02) — search live Grants.gov opportunities by keyword: title, agency, close date, award ceiling. Live federal data, not a guarantee of eligibility. Toll: $0.02 USDC on Base or Solana.

NOT AN AUDIT — heuristic pattern sweep, not a security audit: leaked-secret sweep ($0.02) — scan a URL or pasted text for exposed AWS keys, GitHub tokens, private keys, and other credentials. Findings redacted, never echoed. Toll: $0.02 USDC on Base or Solana.

NOT AN AUDIT — simulation, not a guarantee: transaction dry-run ($0.10) — simulate any call against live public RPCs before you send it: would-succeed vs would-revert verdict, revert reason decoded, gas estimate in native + USD. Toll: $0.10 USDC on Base or Solana.

Page-to-text scraper ($0.02) — fetch any public page and get clean readable text, title, and links as JSON. Optional ?crawl=1 follows same-origin links (up to 10 pages). Honest fetch, not a JS renderer. Toll: $0.02 USDC on Base or Solana.

Company facts from the source ($0.05) — revenue, net income, assets, and EPS for any US-listed ticker, 5 annual + 4 quarterly periods, straight from SEC EDGAR companyfacts. No estimates, no hallucination. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

Wallet dossier ($0.05) — wallet age (first tx), transaction count, balance, first funding source, and bot-likelihood heuristics. Heuristic dossier, not a verdict on intent. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

Specialist in all fields ($0.05) — ask anything: US tickers answered from SEC EDGAR filings, crypto tokens from DeFiLlama spot + DEX venue consensus, everything else from Wikipedia with references. Every fact cited, confidence tells you whether sources agree. Multi-source brief, not a guarantee. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

NOT AN AUDIT — heuristic checklist, not a penetration test: prompt red-team screen ($0.10) — score a system prompt against 7 prompt-injection weakness checks, each with a concrete fix. Toll: $0.10 USDC on Base or Solana.

Quant math in one call ($0.02) — Black-Scholes pricing with Greeks, parametric VaR, Sharpe ratio, compound growth. Textbook math, not financial advice. Toll: $0.02 USDC on Base or Solana.

Sandboxed JS execution ($0.05) — run a JavaScript snippet in an isolated child process (64MB heap cap, no network, no filesystem) and get the result plus captured logs. Pragmatic sandbox, not a hardened enclave. Toll: $0.05 USDC on Base or Solana.

Live gas price on Base or Ethereum (gwei, base fee, priority fee) plus estimated USD cost of an ETH transfer, an ERC-20 transfer and a DEX swap, including Base L1 data fee. Priced with the Chainlink ETH/USD oracle.

Base ERC-20 verdict of a token contract address. Returns: an AI-written token verdict on one token contract: grade (BASED/MID/COOKED/RADIOACTIVE, a stated rule over the contract's own state), a one-liner and a roast, and the facts read: code size, name, symbol, decimals, supply, owner(), proxy slots. It does not read holders, liquidity or price and makes no safety or legitimacy call.

Liquidation map of the largest Hyperliquid accounts for a coin: at which prices their longs (below) and shorts (above) would be liquidated, bucketed with the notional at risk, and the closest levels to the current price.